What a night...!

Dear son,

Sheesh! What a night your old man had last night! I was actually a little worried that I'd have to go to the hospital emergency room. From about 4:30 to around 1:00, I had the worst dizziness I can ever remember. The slightest movement of my head made the world spin like crazy. I was worried it might have been some kind of stroke or something. We thought it might have been food poisoning, but I wasn't nauseous or have the runs. I'm starting to think it might have been some chemical poisoning. But I don't remember eating anything that tasted funny. The weird thing is today I woke up feeling fine. In fact, after taking a shower I felt like a million bucks. Apart from being really tired, I feel like I've been born again, which I know sounds weird to you, considering you haven't even been born once, but take it from me, it feels pretty good.

Love,
Dad