Nice score...

Dear son,

Today I got six pairs of socks. You, on the other hand, got a dozen new baby outfits, including some hats and booties, not to mention a couple of blankets. Your mother and granny and I went to a bunch of stores, still on the lookout for furniture, but we had no luck. So I wanted to go to a Best Buy store and see about maybe getting a PlayStation 2, but they were all out. Meanwhile, your mother and granny, went to a clothing store and got you all that stuff I told you about. Unless you tell otherwise right away, we're just going to assume you love it all.

Love,
Dad