Good cholesterol...

Dear son,

There's this substance in people's blood that has the potential of being bad for their hearts. It's called cholesterol, and if people don't do something about it, they may have troubles as they get older. Mine was too high, according to my doctor, so he gave me some medicine to make it go down, and boy, it sure did work. My cholesterol is 163, lower than it's ever been in my life, but I think the medicine is giving me some kind of rash, which isn't any funny, as I'm sure you will soon be able to attest.

Love,
Dad