Just the good parts...

Dear son,

Your mom has excellent bone structure and a gregarious personality. I have good length of bone and a great sense of humor. We're both very intelligent people, who communicate well, and also love and respect each other a lot. My teeth are cavity-free, but slightly cramped and crooked, but boy are they strong. Your mom's are big and straight. We're both healthy and kind and funny overall. All we wish for you is health, happiness, and for you to inherit all our strengths and none of our weaknesses, which is really what every parent wants for their children whether they recognize it or not. May you be the best person you can be, my boy.

Love,
Dad