You again...!

Dear son,

Today we saw Dr. Sean Henry, one of your mom's OB/GYNs, who gave her and you the once over. He said everything looks great, and showed us some ultrasound pictures of you doing practice breathing, which is a good thing to see, apparently. The doc's actual words were that so far your development and your mother's pregnancy are so perfect, they could be in a textbook. He took a picture for us. In it your face looks like the "face on Mars," an optical illusion existing on Mars as a result of tricks of light on the Martian surface. This is not a comment on your appearance, mind you. Ninety percent of the time, I can't make out any of these ultrasound photos unless the doctors point things out. To me, they mostly look like ink blots used in Rorsharch tests.

Love,
Dad