Saturday, what a day...

Dear son,

I drove your mom out to her parents' house early this morning, and the three of them went to your cousin's birthday party in Pennsylvania, while I stayed behind in order to fix their computer printer. I thought it would be something really easy, but it took me six hours, but finally I got everything working. It would've been nice to have the day partly to myself, but you got to take one for the team every now and then. Meanwhile, your mom is supposed to get a stroller, a car seat, a breast pump, and a bassinet. Guess who those are for.

Love,
Dad