Toys and sports...
Dear son,
Your mom's all worried because she doesn't know what kind of sports-type things and electronics-type games and such she should get you. I told her she was being silly and that was something we wouldn't have to worry about for at least a couple more years. It's not like we're going to be buying you a PlayStation 3 while you're still an infant or anything, or a football helmet, not till you're older. I'm afraid you're going to be stuck with stuffed animals of the teddy bear variety for a while. Maybe some balls and mobiles, too. Maybe some of those play hammer toys, but maybe not. Definitely not anything swallowable for a long time. They say babies put everything in their mouths. It's amazing the human race survived the infancy period, let alone became the so-called dominant species on the planet.
Love,
Dad
Your mom's all worried because she doesn't know what kind of sports-type things and electronics-type games and such she should get you. I told her she was being silly and that was something we wouldn't have to worry about for at least a couple more years. It's not like we're going to be buying you a PlayStation 3 while you're still an infant or anything, or a football helmet, not till you're older. I'm afraid you're going to be stuck with stuffed animals of the teddy bear variety for a while. Maybe some balls and mobiles, too. Maybe some of those play hammer toys, but maybe not. Definitely not anything swallowable for a long time. They say babies put everything in their mouths. It's amazing the human race survived the infancy period, let alone became the so-called dominant species on the planet.
Love,
Dad
posted by The Walkin Dude at 11:52 PM
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