Welcome home...!

Dear son,

I'm so happy you and your mom are back from Florida. Her conference sounded like it went well, and they had nice weather down there. She ate lots of tasty food, which means you ate lots of tasty food, and managed to get in some exercise every morning. She tells me you're like a Mexican jumping bean. That comforts me a lot, but it also makes me grateful to be a male. I can't imagine having a little separate entity growing inside me. Weird--but in a totally natural and beautiful way, I hasten to add. I also made use of those eggs my father gave us from New Hampshire. I devilled 'em and made egg salad. I enjoy eggs a great deal.

Love,
Dad