Risky business...

Dear son,

So while I was blissfully ignorant, your mother was getting lost in a blizzard in Canada the other night, after spending a buttload of time at some dumpy, smoke-filled Canadian casinos. At least she won some money. She came home exhausted, but I fed her well and sent her to bed early. She works awfully hard, your mom. She occasionally complains about her job, but I don't think a person works that hard unless they really love their job.

Love,
Dad