My sciatica...

Dear Nicky,

My sciatica is acting up last couple days, probably due to exercising. Sciatica is when the sciatic nerve, which runs from your leg through your butt to your spine, gets irritated somehow. It doesn't hurt a lot, but the affected leg feels weaker and you have this uncomfortable urge to move it. It also feels like there's a bee buzzing away in your buttcheek. Weird and annoying. Nothing exciting today otherwise. Went to Wegman's, had some laughs, went to bed early. The end.

Love,
Dad