Pull it together...
Dear Nicky,
We're really worried, your mother especially, about you. I was on jury duty today when she went to the hospital to have your leg development checked on ultrasound. On top of the giant sundae of worry about you, I have a bright red cherry of guilt over not being with your mother. The prognosis was not very reassuring, particularly when the doctor said we need to have an echocardiogram performed on you to check your heart for any malformation. She's been distraught ever since. So what I need from you, young man, is for you to talk to God, so the two of you can pull it together. I want a completely normal EKG and normal leg development. I want your mother reassured and at peace. She deserves it, and so do I. All we want is for you to be a normal, healthy, happy baby. I don't think that even comes close to being too much to ask for.
Love,
Dad
We're really worried, your mother especially, about you. I was on jury duty today when she went to the hospital to have your leg development checked on ultrasound. On top of the giant sundae of worry about you, I have a bright red cherry of guilt over not being with your mother. The prognosis was not very reassuring, particularly when the doctor said we need to have an echocardiogram performed on you to check your heart for any malformation. She's been distraught ever since. So what I need from you, young man, is for you to talk to God, so the two of you can pull it together. I want a completely normal EKG and normal leg development. I want your mother reassured and at peace. She deserves it, and so do I. All we want is for you to be a normal, healthy, happy baby. I don't think that even comes close to being too much to ask for.
Love,
Dad
posted by The Walkin Dude at 10:33 PM
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