Bedhog...

Dear Nicky,

Very early this morning, like one or two, you came stealthily into my room and wanted to get into bed. Because you are so adorably squishy and cuddly, I can never refuse bringing you in, but last night you hogged the entire king-size bed by lying perpendicular to any position I was in. Also, you kicked a lot, and started smacking your lips around 4:30 this morning, so I didn't get much sleep last night. Thanks a lot.

Love,
Dad