Swim, swim, swim...

Dear Nicky,

This morning we went to your swim lesson and you did great, clearly loving it and performing fearlessly. I brought you home where your sister was having a playdate. Mom said everybody was super well behaved. Mom then took you guys to a movie that nobody seemed to like. During this time I went to a bunch of stores and bought you some new sneakers. When I got home, you guys arrived soon after,then Mom took off for a massage and I fed you, bathed you, and put you to bed. I should say I tried to feed you, but you ate nothing. Maybe next time.

Love,
Dad