What th'...?

Dear Nicky,

Man, you sure can pee. Especially anywhere but in the toilet. When you came home from Stones today you were asleep in the van because it was a half day and they skipped your nap. You weren't wearing a diaper so I was pretty sure you'd pee in bed, and I was right. Rarely do you empty your bladder so thoroughly. Just a few moments ago I found that you peed a lot on the carpet in my bedroom. C'mon, dude, get it together.

Love,
Dad