Early to bed...

Dear Nicky,

This evening, since you didn't have a nap in the afternoon, I put you to bed a little earlier. You kicked me in the huevos and I yelled at you, then I apologized and we all read a story. You went to bed pretty easily, and I think you'll be more comfortable this evening since you made number two twice this afternoon. You were fussing a minute ago but you seem better now. I hope we don't have another repeat of last night. I couldn't get any sleep and was moving from room to room like a somnambulating gypsy.

Love,
Dad