Potty duty...

Dear Nicky,

Today Mom and I started in earnest with your potty training at home. You leave for school with a regular diaper under your training pants, and come home the same way. At school you're in training pants all day. Upon your return I take you to the potty. This afternoon you didn't make. Junie woke up from her nap and flipped out. I attended to her, and then you walked up to me soaked from the waist down. I change you into fresh training pants, then five minutes later you sneak a poop into them. Another change. Well, these things take time. For dinner tonight you pounded some cod fish sticks quite well. Guess we'll have to add that to your repertoire, kid.

Love,
Dad