Bye, Augmentin...

Dear Nicky,

We're not giving you any more of that antibiotic. It makes you sick. It gave the runs something awful this afternoon. I cleaned you up and gave you a bath. Later you ate a decent dinner. But nope, no more antibiotic for you; it's too strong, makes you dizzy, maybe, bothers your stomach, so forget it. We'll fugure something else out. Today I went to the new gym for some cardio work. Boy, that place is huge.

Love,
Dad