Not having much luck...

Dear Nicky,

We're putting you and Junie on the potty as regularly as we can, and you guys seem to like it, but you won't make. Neither one of you. Mom and I have been doing it for a while with no results and we're starting to feel discouraged in yet another aspect of parenting. So please, hurry up and get potty-trained, will you?

Love,
Dad