Bad dinner bahavior...

Dear Nicky,

Mom came home this evening and you guys were glad to see her. For dinner I made you guys some veggie nuggets, but I guess I must have missed my window with you Nick--the point at which you're not too tired to eat--and you wouldn't touch them. In fact you shoved your plate almost off the table and demanded cookies. Unacceptable behavior, buddy. Sorry, but you get no reward for that, least of all cookies.

Love,
Dad