Everybody needs to feel loved...

Dear Nicky,

Mom wasn't mad at me; she just felt a little sad because she just needed a little attention. Last week your nanny was out sick, so I was abused and tortured and tormented by you kids the whole week (just kidding), and it took a tool on me and I was really tired and not as attentive as I could have been with Mom. But everything's okay, and I'm not in the doghouse anymore.

This morning you didn't feel like cooperating with Rob your PT. We all went for a nice drive in the afternoon. Then your nanny called. Guess what! She's pregnant. She already has three kids; she must be a sucker for punishment (just kidding)!

Love,
Dad