Like a hurricane...

Dear Nicky,

Man, it rained hard all day today. Our lawn really needed it, and it was a good test of our house's waterproofness. No leaks and no flooding, and that's good news. We didn't go anywhere or do anything particularly exciting today, and I did no major chores. We finally got some seating down in the TV room, a nice couch and loveseat thing. Not the greatest quality in the world, not the worst; our choices were limited due to the narrowness of the stairwell and doorways, etc. There's a rip on one of the pieces, but the guy told me he'd send a replacement. I hope he doesn't try any funny business. I live in dread of being taken advantage of. That's because I'm such a pushover sometimes. As you well know, the way you charm us with your winning ways.

Love,
Dad