Waste of time...

Dear Nicky,

Today we went to have your hearing checked. We tried to have it checked, anyway. It turned out you simply weren't in the mood, and despite my mo0st earnest if clumsy efforts at calming you down, you'd none of it. The audiologist stuck an earpiece in your ear, and you'd start to wiggle, whine, or cry. We tried a bunch of times with no luck. You just weren't putting up with it. She couldn't even get a look inside your ear because of your fussing. She was pretty patient with us, although the situation was certainly frustrating. So now what we have to do, instead of this nice, brief screening we were supposed to do today, is go back in two weeks for this deluxe super exam that want to run. Oh, and of course you fell asleep the moment we left. Thanks a lot, pal. You could have fallen asleep at anytime today; thanks for making it happen at a most inconvenient one. All this is probably for naught, since I doubt there's anything wrong with your hearing.

Love,
Dad