House hunting...

Dear Nicky,

You're such a good boy. We toted you around all afternoon looking at houses to buy in New Providence. It was hot, and we lugged you all around. You missed an afternoon feeding, and you didn't complain. You sat in that carrier so long, your butt must've gone numb. Anyway, we saw a couple nice houses, but they weren't quite right. We saw some other houses also, and they varied from merely small and overpriced to large and awkward to downright weird. We liked the last one we saw the best, but the yard was too steeply terraced for little kids. When we were done, we rushed home to feed you. We fed you twice to make up for the missed meal. Overall, you were only off by two ounces today. Finally, you're fever broke and you were feeling much better from your reaction to the shots.

Love,
Dad