Hey, fatty...

Dear Nicky,

Mom and I are feeling a lot better, because when we went to the doctor today, she told us you gained about four ounces, which is about an ounce a day since we really started shoveling it into you. You're almost an eight pounder! The doctors were really nice, and they told us nice things about you. Man, that is good to hear. Also, I parked next to a hydrant with my wallet in plain view on the passenger seat, and I did not get a ticket, nor did anyone break into the car and steal my wallet. How do you like that?

Love,
Dad