Doctors appointment, again...

Dear Nicky,

Today your mom was saying you feel much bigger. It feels like she's popped. Tomorrow we go back to Dr. Hedley so she can check on you and your mom. We'll see if you've grown any, or maybe dropped. We'll see if your mom's uterus has effaced, or if she's even started to dilate. I'm sure we'll hear more of the old he-looks-like-a-textbook-perfect-baby routine. I know it must suck, but try to cooperate with the ultrasound. Give us a really good angle on your leg bones or something, okay? Maybe a nice shot of your face, including nose and earholes? May God be with us all.

Love,
Dad