Dad's day...

Dear son,

Today was my birthday. Your mom got me a lot of nice stuff, as did both sets of your grandparents, and your aunts Sarah and Erin. Your uncle Matt at least gave me a phone call, but as usual, your uncle Jonathan gave me his traditional gift of nothing. Ah, well, what can you do? Just hope for the best loot you can get, I guess, or something that took a lot of time or trouble that means a lot. Just be thankful on your birthday for the same gifts you should be thankful for everyday: your health and safety, and the health and safety of those closest to you, and the love of your family, and yours for them.

Love,
Dad